What does a perfect weekend look like for you? Nice weather: I would like to go hiking with a good friend, overnight and have a nice time together.
What gets you up the walls? Cynicism. Negative first reactions. Ignorance. Cruelty. Waiting. Having to do the same thing twice or even more often.
What does your flat / appartment look like? Please describe. Living room (the heart): big windows facing to the woods, fireplace in the corner, big couch in the middle, flat tv and 4 b/w photo (old movies) paintings hanging above it, some plants looking desperate
What do you dream of in life? I would like to publish a best seller and live happily with those money very simple life by the sea.
What makes you laugh? Verbal acrobatics. British sense of humour, hence French & Saunders.
When was the last time you cried? Last week. Sometimes I like to bathe in my tears and listen to very pathetic music. After that the only way is up.
If you were going to a deserted island, which three things or persons would you take? Why? Handy funny friend who likes me enormously in order to keep my spirit up, my dog so we could win all the votings in the island by 2-1, return ticket so we can go back whenever we want to.
If you saw your zipper was down and people had noticed, what would you do? I would say "Newest new: automatic pants for lovers" and zip it up.
If you were going to get stuck in an elevator, who would you hate to be stuck with? Why? Silvio Berlusconi. Could not bare his chauvinism for a second.
What is your favourite food? Chicken Fajitas with cold beer....or Italian pasta with good house wine
What would you do with a piece of paper? Depends on the situation: I could write a poem, make a badly shaped origami, use it as a tool to pick a dead fly from my attick, ....
Have you ever been dragged out the ladies toilet again because someone thought you were a man? No.
And finally... What are you REALLY supposed to be doing now? Write some stories or read one of the books from the pile on my coffee table.